Patrick MacNee's Missing TV

Patrick MacNee presents the first episode of his new podcast, showcasing recent finds of missing TV.

Expect duelling children's presenters, chickens and chaffinches, excellent theme tunes and a line from the biggest movie of all time, ever.

You will be so pleased that you can only imagine the visuals.

Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders.

Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast

Colour of a lizard theme written by Sid Ward and Kevin Chilvers.

This episode is dedicated in memory of Sid Ward.

Geoff the Baker once appeared as a background artist on a much loved TV show, moving his wheelie bin from his front garden to the place it gets picked up by the dustmen.

He ruined the take.

The TV show was then axed and the episode never shown.

Many years later a copy was found by a missing episode hunter and burnt in a back garden incinerator.

Those ashes were then given to the English Cricket Team as a consolation prize in 2014.