Why Did the 49ers Owner Drive to a Trailer Park for $160 Sex?

What happens when a billionaire NFL owner decides to personally arrange a little extracurricular entertainment?

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Apparently, you get aliases, undercover cops, a rental car, a trailer park and one of the most ridiculous celebrity arrest stories we’ve heard in a long time.

The 49ers owner prostitution case has so many WTF details that it’s almost impossible to pick the dumbest one. And the deeper the guys get into it, the bigger the question becomes: How can a guy with billions of dollars make decisions this fucking stupid?

That story dominates the show, but it isn’t the only thing getting ripped apart tonight. There’s plenty more music, entertainment, celebrity bullshit and classic CMS chaos along the way.

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