We Don't Know Football

<p>No golf this week — just wall-to-wall football.</p><p>🏈 We start with <strong>College Football Week 2 takeaways</strong>, from statement wins to pretenders being exposed.</p><p>🐬 The <strong>Dolphins</strong> got embarrassed 33–8 by the Colts, and we’re breaking down what went wrong.</p><p>📊 Around the NFL, we tackle <strong>big questions</strong> from Week 1 before diving into fantasy talk. Spoiler alert: after our Week 1 performances, we might not know anything about football. But that doesn’t stop us from locking in our <strong>DWTP *Two-Play Parlay</strong>.</p><p>📣 We update the <strong>Pick’em standings</strong> after Week 1, introduce our <strong>guest picker</strong> who makes picks for every NFL game, and see if anyone can dethrone the crew.</p><p>We close it out with <strong>Spotlight or Shade</strong> and our <strong>Songs of the Week</strong>.</p>