Are You Going to Heaven? (And Other Toddler Confessions)

Grab your coffee—or whatever you need to survive drop-off—and join Brittany and Crystal as they dive into the wildly hilarious, completely unhinged side of early childhood education. In this episode of Teachers After Dark, the duo swaps real stories submitted by educators, from innocent (and slightly concerning) kid logic to the absolute wildest parent requests imaginable.

​From toddlers asking if retiring teachers are going to heaven and misnaming "bikini bread," to parents demanding high-res diaper photos, moonlight blackout rules, and amateur classroom exorcisms, nothing is off-limits. They also unpack the chaotic reality of managing boundary-crossing parent requests, handling allergen safety, and navigating the fine line between customer service and classroom sanity. Stick around until the end to share your thoughts on our latest in-home provider interview and vote on what topic we should tackle next!