Everything's Perfect Except...Family Secrets, Workplace Crushes & Bugs in Our Food

Donald is back! And this episode wastes absolutely no time getting into sibling chaos, family secrets, workplace drama, and bugs where bugs should never be. 😂

A listener suspects her brother may have a different biological father — and everyone seems to know except him. Should she tell him?

Then, another listener gets pulled into a closed office by a coworker who tells her the jeans she’s wearing are “doing nothing for her.” Autumn and Donald’s immediate reaction? That’s not mean girl behavior…that’s a crush.

Plus: live worms, two slugs, a dead grasshopper, and strawberry water Autumn wishes she had never seen

🎙 TIMESTAMPS

0:00 — The camera wasn’t recording

1:00 — Sibling chaos & Autumn being told she was adopted

3:24 — Autumn’s childhood & her dad’s restaurants

5:08 — Facebook Marketplace food changing lives

6:25 — A LIVE worm in Autumn’s Erewhon peppers

7:18 — Donald finds two slugs in his cabbage

9:30 — Autumn washes strawberries and immediately regrets it