
← Jam Mechanics17 Nov 2025 · 38 min
S4E2: Big Willy Energy
<p>The Jam McAdemy is back in session and we continue our Jorney through Wikipedia. Our research for the songs in this episode is impeccable (trust the experts).</p><p>Jam Mechanics is a podcast hosted by Matt (The Narcissist Cookbook) and Bug (Bug Hunter) where we are challenged to write a song demo from scratch every episode. </p><p>If you'd like to download the demos we showed off, you can go to our <a href="https://jammechanics.bandcamp.com/">Bandcamp</a> or <a href="https://jammechanics.com/">website</a> to pay-what-you-want to support us!</p><p>Our Music:</p><p><a href="https://open.spotify.com/artist/39XOEoh22kWNy5vsEZbAuX?si=r5RwdkxDR_uaboLCkSwRnQ">The Narcissist Cookbook</a><a href="https://open.spotify.com/artist/3icuKNh1iYRvYPiEkxiAfR?si=_LpDbhInTgi7C_KOexiHyQ"></a></p><p><a href="https://open.spotify.com/artist/3icuKNh1iYRvYPiEkxiAfR?si=_LpDbhInTgi7C_KOexiHyQ">Bug Hunter</a></p><p><a href="https://discord.gg/VSmYJwNbmt">and our brand-new discord is here</a></p><p>and follow us on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/jammechanics/?hl=en">Instagram</a>, <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@JamMechanics">YouTube</a>, etc!</p><p>Please rate / review and share the show (and our music) with friends!</p><p><br></p><p>-- SPOILERS FOR THIS EPISODE BELOW --</p><p>----Bug's Song-----</p><p>Title: The Expert</p><p>Prompt Page: Optical Illusion -> Phantom Limb -> <strong>Weather Pains</strong></p><p>Lyrics:</p><p>I'm coughin' out the ash and smoke </p><p>to tell you that I told you so</p><p>Vesuvius was bound to blow</p><p>and I felt it in my joints and bones</p><p>I felt it in my joints and bones</p><p><br></p><p>They said "what makes you the expert?"</p><p>is it luck or something else?</p><p>Everybody gets hurt when they can't protect themselves</p><p>I told you once, I told you twice</p><p>i said you must take my advice</p><p>what makes me the expert? I was right</p><p><br></p><p>about the earthquakes, I was right about the floods</p><p>I saw that ice berg coming but the captain didn't budge</p><p>I had sensed the huge tsunami that would wipe us off the map</p><p>The aches across my body, the alerts before collapse</p><p><br></p><p>You're running out of time to listen</p><p>ignoring signs and superstitions</p><p><br></p><p>What makes you the expert?</p><p>Is it luck or something else?</p><p>Everybody gets hurt when they can't protect themselves</p><p>I told you once, I told you twice</p><p>i said you must take my advice</p><p>what makes me the expert? I was right</p><p><br></p><p>about the warning signs, the subtle ground that shifts</p><p>The change in your direction, slow as continental drift</p><p>So when you told me it was over The Red Cross was standing by</p><p>We had tents and foods and doctors, not a single person died</p><p>because when you are so prepared like me, the ground is always high</p><p>Your heart is never broken and your feet are always dry</p><p><br></p><p>Its not signs or superstition, sometimes its just repetition</p><p>that makes you the expert, its not luck, its something else</p><p>everybody gets hurt when they can't predict themselves</p><p>I told you once, I told you twice</p><p>i said you must take my advice</p><p>what makes me the expert? I was right</p><p><br></p><p>---- Matt's Song -----</p><p>Title: Shut Up and Drive</p><p>Prompt Page: 1984 -> Rat Torture -> <strong>2 Fast, 2 Furious</strong></p><p>Lyrics:</p><p>okay you guys have clearly got a history</p><p>is it just me or are the windows in here getting kinda misty</p><p>the vibes are not exactly off but they're not quite where i thought they'd be</p><p>i've got a funny feeling there is something you're not telling me</p><p><br></p><p>i don't want to