Extreme Poo Makeover (feat. Phil Carter)

<p>Phil Carter drives down from Columbia to enter the Stew and immediately gets dragged into Liam&#39;s drunk Uber driver story, a documented conspiracy of old ladies with trail cams neutering neighborhood cats, and the moral dilemma of whether you can dap up a guy who just put his finger up his own ass. Phil pitches his HGTV show where two old men &quot;repaint the bathroom walls&quot; — and yes, it means exactly what you think it means. Adam tells the cautionary tale of the college friend who admitted he doesn&#39;t wash his hands and three months later lost his pancreas, while Liam builds a political platform around stripping cats of their right to fuck. Plus: Uncle Tom the killer whale wingman, the auto-cum button, and Phil&#39;s sensory deprivation tank butthole disaster.</p>