Show Me a 40-Foot Tall Man (Serious Inquiries Only)

<p>Liam and Adam plot raiding the Scientology building with a coordinated army of little people, debating the casting process, the heist mechanics, and whether L. Ron Hubbard himself was secretly a midget. The conversation spirals into Liam&#39;s increasingly desperate hunt for a 40-foot-tall man, which forces the boys to confront an even bigger question: did the big baby or the big vagina come first? They imagine a future where AI coworkers like Craig the Clanker demand dental plans, PTO, and the right to bring your daughter to the Christmas party — and where humanity evolves not taller, but 40 feet wider. Plus: Audio Cuck&#39;s radio takeover, the Federal Cuck of Cucks, and why Spirit Airlines was the Ripley&#39;s Believe It or Not of the sky.</p>