IT'S NEW YORK OR NOWHERE

life update before i move to new york in two weeks:a flight attendant passed me a handwritten yes or no note mid-flight asking if i wanted a free drink. i circled yes. he then brought me two glasses of champagne, four bags of cheez-its, two bags of pretzels, gummy bears, and chocolates. this was a two-hour flight. i had pimple patches all over my face and was in my boyfriend's hoodie. this was not pretty privilege. it was a gift from god.answering your questions: ugly guys who ghost you, the ex situation, glow up tips, your friend sleeping with your ex, and how to fake confidence until you actually have it.

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