← Jam Mechanics15 dec 2025 · 38 min
S4E4: Back to the Dad-Well
<p>In episode 4 we drop all kinds of ancient knowledge and talk about our least-favorite airport</p><p>Jam Mechanics is a podcast hosted by Matt (The Narcissist Cookbook) and Bug (Bug Hunter) where we are challenged to write a song demo from scratch every episode </p><p>If you'd like to download the demos we showed off, you can go to our <a href="https://jammechanics.bandcamp.com/" target="_blank" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer">Bandcamp</a> or <a href="https://jammechanics.com/" target="_blank" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer">website</a> to pay-what-you-want to support us!</p><p>Our Music:</p><p><a href="https://open.spotify.com/artist/39XOEoh22kWNy5vsEZbAuX?si=r5RwdkxDR_uaboLCkSwRnQ" target="_blank" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer">The Narcissist Cookbook</a><a href="https://open.spotify.com/artist/3icuKNh1iYRvYPiEkxiAfR?si=_LpDbhInTgi7C_KOexiHyQ" target="_blank" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer"></a></p><p><a href="https://open.spotify.com/artist/3icuKNh1iYRvYPiEkxiAfR?si=_LpDbhInTgi7C_KOexiHyQ" target="_blank" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer">Bug Hunter</a></p><p><a href="https://discord.gg/VSmYJwNbmt" target="_blank" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer">and our brand-new discord is here</a></p><p>-- SPOILERS FOR THIS EPISODE BELOW --</p><p>----Bug's Song-----</p><p>Title: How to Build a House</p><p>Prompt Page: Deep Sea Exploration -> Quenching -> <strong>Magia Naturalis</strong></p><p>Lyrics:</p><p>I'm at the grocery store thumpin' every watermelon in the bin</p><p>Dunno what I'm listenin' for but I saw my father do it when I was a kid</p><p>He never taught me his tricks so its been hard</p><p>cause guess and check only goes so far</p><p>And now I have a watermelon of my own</p><p>So I'm gonna teach it everything I know</p><p><br></p><p>Like how to build a house, how to tie your sneakers</p><p>how to walk and talk, and when you gettem, how to brush your little teeth</p><p>and when you're wrong, how to say you're sorry</p><p>but this list is getting long so we can start it in the morning</p><p>when you're old enough to know it, your dad'll show you how</p><p>I'll teach you everything you need to know</p><p>How to Build A House</p><p><br></p><p>But I dunno how to build a house but I can teach ya</p><p>when ya need to lean on people and just ask someone for help</p><p>the best lesson, while you're malleable, is teaching you how valuable</p><p>it is to say: "I don't have to do everything myself"</p><p>Because the ancient books of wisdom we're full of men who didn't listen</p><p>but they claimed to know how everything worked</p><p>they'd say the roof bones connected to the wall bones connected</p><p>to the floor bones connected to the Earth, and that's</p><p>[Chorus]</p><p>Cause you don't know shit kid!</p><p>But I can help ya with it</p><p>We should start with shapes and colors, how to recognize your mother</p><p>but I'm waiting and impatient and I really wanna skip to</p><p>How to Grow a Garden</p><p>I got some seeds to get you started</p><p>We can grow some watermelons, teach each other how to tell when</p><p>they are ready or be patient when they're still a bit too hard, and</p><p><br></p><p>I can't build a house, unless it is for birds</p><p>But I can try to build a home and get you ready for the world</p><p>And when you are, I hope you'll do it too</p><p>Because you wanna be like me and that is something I would do</p><p>When you're old enough to do it, you're gonna show 'em how</p><p>Teach 'em what I did and didn't know</p><p>How to Build a House</p><p><br></p><p>---- Matt's Song -----</p><p>Title: Four Stop Signs</p><p>Prompt Page: Whippits -> Biomaterial -> <strong>Structural Integrity and Failure
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