← Jam Mechanics12 jan · 38 min
S4E6: From The Makers of Blooj
<p>The world will never be the same after this episode. We're here to talk shop and hawk sauce in the 6th episode of szn 4.</p><p>Jam Mechanics is a podcast hosted by Matt (The Narcissist Cookbook) and Bug (Bug Hunter) where we are challenged to write a song demo from scratch every episode. </p><p>If you'd like to download the demos we showed off, you can go to our <a href="https://jammechanics.bandcamp.com/" target="_blank" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer">Bandcamp</a> or <a href="https://jammechanics.com/" target="_blank" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer">website</a> to pay-what-you-want to support us!</p><p><a href="https://discord.gg/VSmYJwNbmt" target="_blank" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer">and our brand-new discord is here</a></p><p>and follow us on <a href="https://www.instagram.com/jammechanics/?hl=en" target="_blank" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer">Instagram</a>, <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@JamMechanics" target="_blank" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer">YouTube</a>, etc!</p><p>-- SPOILERS FOR THIS EPISODE BELOW --</p><p>----Bug's Song-----</p><p>Title: Flattering!</p><p>Prompt Page: Poison Ivy -> Allergy -> <strong>Immunotherapy</strong></p><p>Lyrics:</p><p>I don't begrudge flat-earthers cuz I think that they're crazy or insane its just</p><p>a pity for their party thats based purely on their laziness</p><p><br></p><p>cause there's mountains of evidence that help make it clear</p><p>that our planet's a shape and that shape is a sphere</p><p>and I fear that insisting we've already won</p><p>will prevent us from doing whats yet to be done</p><p><br></p><p>cause I have a dream and I need you to get with it</p><p>earth isn't flat and if you, too, are sick of it</p><p><br></p><p>Join Us, Help Us, make coins and coasters jealous</p><p>The earth isn't flat (yeah, you don't have to tell us)</p><p>When there's no way, here's our will:</p><p>we won't die on this hill</p><p>We're not Flat Earthers... we're earth-flatteners</p><p>we'll get much further than that tin foil hat of yours</p><p><br></p><p>We work all day to achieve the great flattening</p><p>a pancake shape is a bit more... Flattering!</p><p><br></p><p>There's no subscription fees, neither monthly nor annual</p><p>just one flat rate and we hand you the manual</p><p>we'll start with the mountains 'cause how could we not</p><p>when the low-hanging fruit is the highest of rocks</p><p>once we're smooth as a cue ball we'll need to start kneeding</p><p>then plan the next steps at the quarterly meeting</p><p><br></p><p>cause I have a dream and now you're in the thick of it</p><p>the earth isn't flat and we're all just plane sick of it</p><p>[Chorus]</p><p>We work all day to achieve the great flattening</p><p>a pancake shape is a bit more... Flattering!</p><p><br></p><p>and faith can move mountains but damn, when I'm done with 'em</p><p>moles will look down on the ground that's become of them</p><p>When you had a dream and no one understood it</p><p>to get back at all who have told you you couldn't</p><p><br></p><p>Join us, Help us, we employ the overzealous</p><p>The earth isn't flat yet, and damn does that compel us</p><p>head to china, grab your chisel and I will meet you in the middle</p><p>we're not flat-earthers, we're earth flatteners...</p><p><br></p><p>I have a dream, but whether its happening</p><p>you all believed, and damn is it... Flattering!</p><p><br></p><p>---- Matt's Song -----</p><p>Title: Someone's Gonna Change The World</p><p>Prompt Page: War on Terror -> Misnomer -> <strong>Anachronism</strong></p><p>Lyrics:</p><p>open up the curtains let the darkness in</p><p>the emperor expired in his bed</p><p>and now the power vacuum that was left by him</p><p>and filling in the air above our heads</p><p><
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