Halloween: H20 (1998)

Mark survived his first episode, so naturally he came back for another.

This time, Brad kicked things off with a travel story that somehow involved a near-missed flight, a greasy Bojangles biscuit that stained his shorts, and enough airport anxiety to make MTD's "arrive four hours early" philosophy sound completely reasonable.

Then they reviewed Halloween H20.

Except... they refused to call it Halloween H20.

Within minutes the movie had been permanently renamed Halloween Water, because apparently someone in Hollywood thought using the chemical formula for water was cooler than calling it Halloween 20 Years Later. Brad wasn't buying it.

Instead of discussing the plot, the guys immediately started pitching better movies.

What if Michael Myers went camping?

What if Michael Myers took a road trip across America?

What if Michael Myers stopped at Buc-ee's to carve brisket?

What if he worked the carving station wearing a hairnet while still carrying the same knife he'd been using for twenty years?

All of those somehow sounded more entertaining than the actual movie.

Then came the question nobody at the studio apparently asked: