Beauty Must Haves, Findom Stories & A Midlife Crisis?

<p>This week there’s only one place we can possibly start… **BERLINKYS IS THIS WEEK!!!** 😭💗 After months of planning, stressing and talking about it approximately 400 times, our first ever Relatively Blonde Takeover is finally here and we genuinely cannot believe it.</p><p><br></p><p>Before we get too emotional though, Lorri appears to be having what can only be described as a **midlife crisis**, while Jade casually drops a skin hack that might just change your life. We also get into what we’ve been watching lately, including **Legends** and **Interview with the Vampire**, and discuss the latest development nobody saw coming… **Grant being on camera.** 👀</p><p><br></p><p>Naturally, things then deteriorate.</p><p><br></p><p>We share some of the most ridiculous **things you’ve said to get out of sex**, somehow end up having a conversation about **rimjobs**, and compare notes on the various beauty treatments we’ve had over the years — the good, the bad and the ones we probably absolutely did not need.</p><p><br></p><p>We’re also sharing some of our current **beauty must-haves**, before falling down the absolutely fascinating rabbit hole of **findom stories** and trying to understand a world where people apparently just… give you their money?!</p><p><br></p><p>And finally, we tackle one of life’s greatest dilemmas: **what do you do when a guy is absolutely gorgeous… but his house is BOGGIN?** Because apparently attraction does, in fact, have limits.</p><p><br></p><p>As always, expect wildly inappropriate oversharing, questionable opinions and conversations that go in directions none of us could have predicted.</p><p><br></p><p>**Same cousins, same chaos.** 🎙️💗</p><p><br></p><p>Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to </p><p>**[hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com](mailto:hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com)**</p><p><br></p><p>Instagram: @RelativelyBlondePod</p><p><br></p><p>TikTok: @RelativelyBlondePodcast</p><p><br></p><p>YouTube: @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes</p><p><br></p><p>Spotify & Apple Podcasts for audio episodes</p><p><br></p><p>Follow us on TikTok: @jade.cecilia & @hi_its_lorri</p><p><br></p><p>Follow us on Instagram: @jadececilia & @itslorriboyle</p><p><br></p><p>**JOIN BLONDES UNCUT** on Patreon for exclusive bonus episodes, extra chaos, and behind-the-scenes content. 😈</p>