TTB316: Not a Bag Full of Drugs

The Two Bobs episode 316 for Monday, July 6, 2026:

What are The Bobs drinking?

Rob enjoyed a Lemon Meringue A La Mode from Ferndale Project. https://untp.beer/XzKmW

Robert nursed a Cheat Day Brownie Swirl from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/a819119880

Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll assault you with stale bread.

Ranch is an international delight and all the World Cup players are trying to smuggle it out of the country. https://www.the-independent.com/life-style/tsa-tourists-world-cup-ranch-b2997937.html

This week’s CRAZY NEWS is sponsored by the communist regime that Trump keeps blabbering on about.

Florida Man® got big mad over stale Subway bread. https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/stale-bread-guilty-184907

Two people from Kentucky, who we can only assume are both relatives and lovers, were arrested after detectives found a bag labeled “Definitely not a bag full of drugs.” https://www.wlox.com/2026/06/22/2-arrested-after-detective-finds-drugs-bag-labeled-definitely-not-bag-full-drugs-sheriff-says/

Florida Man® assaulted a guy at gunpoint after their sexual encounter got a little shittier than he would have liked. https://www.local10.com/news/local/2026/06/29/west-miami-man-commits-gunpoint-assault-on-sex-partner-angered-by-fecal-matter-act-in-bed-cops/

Florida Man® was charged with DUI after 34 cans of White Claw were discovered in his car. https://brobible.com/culture/article/florida-man-dui-arrest-34-white-claws/

McDonald’s is warning corporate employees to beware of emails from a sender claiming to be Grimace. https://theonion.com/mcdonalds-warns-corporate-employees-to-beware-emails-from-sender-purporting-to-be-grimace/