TTB319: Mosh Pit Mess

The Two Bobs episode 319 for Monday, August 3, 2026:

What are The Bobs drinking?

Rob enjoyed a Raspberry Confetti from Ferndale Project. https://untp.beer/ByNO2

Robert nursed a Rainbows are Real from Clown Shoes. https://untp.beer/7df9b8a87c

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This week’s CRAZY NEWS can’t help but think the GOP is pulling a Weekend at Bernie’s with Mitch McConnell.

A lady from Iowa was busted for drunk driving a lawnmower in a store parking lot. https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/iowa-oui-mower-287036

A New Zealand mosh pit got a little shitty. https://www.odt.co.nz/news/dunedin/it-was-feral-poo-in-the-mosh-pit-leads-to-tears-vomit-and-chaos-aibv16gj

Florida Man® got big mad when his Tinder date didn’t go as planned. https://www.wesh.com/article/the-villages-tinder-date-charges-lady-lake/73251683

An Illinois man got stranded in a 130-foot gas station sign for several hours. https://abc7chicago.com/post/massive-emergency-response-sw-frontage-road-shorewood-man-seen-gas-station-sign-live/19551971/

A California CVS clerk reminded looters to enter their rewards number on their way out. https://abc7chicago.com/post/massive-emergency-response-sw-frontage-road-shorewood-man-seen-gas-station-sign-live/19551971/

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