Armchair Quarterbacks of Backyard Running

<p>Apparently being afraid of the dark does not apply when the dark is inside a cave. We talk Murder Cave, river patrol, five headlamps, Fresca, and the kind of relationship support that involves quietly appearing out of the woods looking like a potential threat.</p><p>Then we get into Mark Dowdle winning Last Soul Ultra, Lap 87, competitive running, people losing their minds on the internet, and whether moving rocks off a course is helpful or a felony against race directing. Somewhere in there we also invent the Energy Gargoyle, talk haunted houses, kill a Halloween idea, and land on Deathcamp. Normal stuff.</p>