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#E2 #S3 Nigel Has Followed Me to America (And He’s Already in Tennessee)

#E2 #S3 Nigel Has Followed Me to America (And He’s Already in Tennessee)9 jul13 min

<p>Tom checks in from Tennessee while on his American road trip, but the real star is Nigel, who has fully evolved. </p><p>He is no longer just a fridge penguin — he is now a 4 foot 2 inch interdimensional demonic entity with gunmetal grey feathers, sickly yellow patches, and glowing white eyes. He didn’t fly or swim across the Atlantic… he simply appeared ahead of Tom.</p><p>Nigel has already got to Tennessee. He’s been living in Tom’s closet, sleeping in his clothes, and getting comfortable. He’s no longer hiding. He’s getting bolder, and he’s very excited that he finally has his own dedicated season.</p><p>Tom has officially accepted that Nigel is messed up and terrifying — and he’s perfectly fine with it.</p><p>This season is going full unhinged, just as promised.</p><p>See you next Wednesday for Episode 3 of The Nigel Season.</p><p>Sleep with the lights on.</p><p>And maybe keep that closet door closed. 😈</p>