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Fingerprints, Beer Bottles, and Instant Concussions? Reading Who Killed Harlowe Thrombey? EP 114
<p>This week, we're returning to 1981 to solve the ultimate 80s mystery in <em>Who Killed Harlowe Thrombey?</em>. Will our 9-year-old detective skills and unyielding obsession with finding a beer bottle at the crime scene be enough to catch the killer? Or will we just end up tied to a chair with our 40th massive concussion?</p><p><strong>The "Book Stats":</strong></p><ul><ul><li><strong>Book Title:</strong> Who Killed Harlowe Thrombey?</li></ul><ul><li><strong>Author:</strong> Edward Packard</li></ul><ul><li><strong>Illustrator:</strong> Paul Granger</li></ul><ul><li><strong>Original Publication Year:</strong> 1981</li></ul><ul><li><strong>Series:</strong> Choose Your Own Adventure (Book #9)</li></ul></ul><ul><ul><li><strong>The Hubris of a 9-Year-Old Detective:</strong> Lee and Eddie can't get over their character's absolute arrogance, especially the ongoing obsession with finding a "beer bottle with fingerprints" to solve literally any crime. No bottle, no crime!</li></ul><ul><li><strong>Sharp Eyes vs. Soft Eyes:</strong> The hilarious running joke about how everyone in this town is described as having either "sharp eyes," "soft eyes," or "large eyes".</li></ul><ul><li><strong>Oops! All Concussions:</strong> We fire up the "concussometer" as the book hits us with the classic 80s media trope: taking a swift blow to the head, casually getting stitched up, and brushing off a massive concussion to solve the case.</li></ul><ul><li><strong>The 12-Choice Matrix:</strong> The guys hit a terrifying "nexus point" in the book offering a whopping 12 different choices, completely destroying their traditional coin-flip voting formula.</li></ul><ul><li><strong>Macho Man & Macho Fashion:</strong> Enjoy the glorious "Oh yeah" Macho Man sound effect, plus deep-dives into peak 80s fashion like Inspector Proofrock’s aggressive belt-and-suspenders combo and always keeping your shirt tucked in.</li></ul><ul><li><strong>Sticks and Wizards Sneak Peek:</strong> A special preview of Lee and Eddie’s upcoming D&D-style battle card game <em>Sticks and Wizards</em>, featuring hilarious monsters like the "Judgmental Rock" and "Craig" the Sneak.</li></ul></ul><p><strong>Standard Outro & Call to Action:</strong></p><ul><ul><li>"Join us live every other Monday at 8:45 PM Central to help us choose our fate!"</li></ul><ul><li>"Visit uchoosepodcast.com (that’s the letter 'U') for old episodes and merch."</li></ul><ul><li>"Follow us on social media and grab your Uchoose mugs and Velcro wallets!"</li></ul></ul><p><strong>Episode Highlights:SEO Keywords:</strong> Choose Your Own Adventure, 80s nostalgia, interactive fiction, retro books, Who Killed Harlowe Thrombey, Edward Packard, 80s kids, vintage paperbacks, podcast for gen x, Sticks and Wizards card game</p>