If WE Produced Sister Wives: What Would the Browns HAVE to Film?

Welcome back to WE LOVE TO HATE EVERYTHING and another production meeting in Brown Town—except this week, WE’RE RUNNING THE SHOW.

My Sister Wives’ POSIT: YOU ARE THE PRODUCER. 🎥 Unfortunately for the Brown family, you have standards. What would Kody, Robyn, Meri, Janelle and Christine actually have to FILM if they want that TLC paycheck?

No more hiding behind carefully curated Instagram posts. No more pretending a road trip is a storyline. No more driving past Coyote Pass while someone narrates their feelings. SHOW US THE GOODS.

We- and the live chat!- are taking over production and none of us have received our HR training.

📱 Revisiting Robyn’s Social Media

🔥 Christine Finally Meets Her Rival: Tony’s Basic Bitch Blackstone

Tony has entered his outdoor-griddle era, threatening Christine’s longtime position as Brown Town’s reigning queen of mayonnaise-based cuisine and aggressively documented meals.

🌊 Janelle Does the Least at Taeda, but Pete May Be Taking Us to Sea

😵‍💫 Meri Celebrates a Very Special 2 Year Anniversary

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