FAKE A$$ B!TCH

<p>IT’S TRASH DAY!!! First things first, I gotta beat a dead horse and tell you all how unwell I’ve been, BUT GOOD NEWS!!!! I think the party cured me??? At least until my luteal phase lol.</p><p>I’m recapping the SZN 5 White Party, all the fun that was had, and my near-death experience on the bathroom floor… and how a tortilla quite literally brought me back to life. LOL.</p><p>Then I beat another dead horse (sorry, not sorry), but this time it’s the one about F*CK BOYS!!! Yes, I’m talking about Harry Jowsey. Hate hate hate hate him. Ladies, WE MUST STOP FALLING FOR THESE KINDS OF MEN!!!!</p><p>And while we’re at it… F*CK FAKE PEOPLE!!! Sometimes I genuinely wonder if I’d be more successful if I was a fake-ass bitch??? Maybe I should try it??? Jk I’m a blunt c**t. Hope you guys like my song!!! lol </p><p>Okay, that’s all!!! Love you!! Don’t forget to take out your trash!!! 🗑️💋</p><p><br></p><p>SPONSORS//</p><p>MINKY COUTURE / code WEEKLYTRASH for 50% off</p><p>@spotlessfox - code WEEKLYTRASH</p>