Sh*t, Sh*t, Sh*t, God Damn

Send us Fan Mail This week on Adventures of Des and Cort, we're just out here trying to survive... and the universe is making it unnecessarily difficult. Idaho is currently covered in smoke so thick Des swears she's been smoking a pack a day. Every breath feels sponsored by Marlboro, and after reading one alarming article online, she's now convinced opening a window for too long might send her straight into cardiac arrest. (Please don't fact-check us. We're simply reporting from the panic sec...