The Cat in the Hat Serial Killer Panic with Guide to the Unknown

Breaking news, my dear friends, and this one’s a doozy,

an urban legend born from an uncanny movie.

Some of it’s silly, some of it’s serious,

it’s all happening now and the truth is mysterious.

The cat in the hat played by Mike Myers

burns through our Tiktoks like an uncanny fire.

Teens are using AI to make him even scarier

while the consequences are getting much hairier.

Threats against schools and threats against students

are leading to arrests from here to Saint Louis.

Will and Kristen join me from Guide to the Unknown

to cover a panic chilling parents to the bone