Cheers To The Girls' Weekend! Reality Recaps & Revenge ft. Dree Taylor

Dree Taylor is back, and apparently all we needed was a cocktail and a microphone to cover every possible topic known to womanhood.

We start with a truly unhinged edition of Weird Sex featuring jewelry made out of semen (yes, you read that correctly), then head to Westeros to discuss dragons, questionable family trees and why Kiki still needs somebody willing to cut a head off on her behalf. From there, we get into the Housewives friendship fallout, men with multiple wives, childhood crimes involving acorn pies, and whether there should be a statute of limitations on airing your ex out online.

Somehow, we also end up planning Kiki’s funeral—complete with a hologram, a snatched casket body, possible haunting privileges and a plan to turn her ashes into a diamond. Because obviously.

Then we get a little serious about friendship when a listener asks what to do when she realizes she may be the only thing keeping her friend group alive. Is it time for an honest conversation…or time to let that group chat die in peace?

Plus: moving woes, air-mattress celibacy, and a little Bali temptation for anybody who wants to join the girls’ trip.

Pour something strong.

**Cheers to the girls’ weekend!** 🥂

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