Why are you touching me?

Send us Fan Mail This week on Adventures of Des and Cort, we have questions. Important questions. Questions humanity has apparently been avoiding. Like... how the hell do you face in the shower? 🚿 Front? Back? Sideways? Are you a flipper who rotates with the water like a rotisserie chicken? Cort has discovered she may be the odd woman out because she showers sideways or backward, while Des and apparently everyone else she questioned are full-on flippers. We need answers. This may be the most ...