Are We Not Cats?! Hair-Eating Horror + Darkwing Duck Returns And AI Gene Wilder

<p>What happens when you lose your girlfriend, your job, your apartment—and then fall for someone who <strong>eats human hair</strong>?</p><p>Johnny Spoiler dives into <strong>Are We Not Cats</strong>, Xander Robin’s bizarre body-horror romance about two damaged people who discover they share one seriously disturbing habit. There’s hair pulling, hair eating, a guy living in a box truck, ketchup soup, and eventually a hairball situation that absolutely nobody asked for.</p><p><strong>Binge Now, Binge Later, or Binge Never?</strong> Johnny decides whether this strange little indie deserves a spot on your watchlist.</p><p><a href="https://tr.ee/GetMeatzyJohnny" target="_blank">Try MEATZY </a>  <a href="https://tr.ee/GetMeatzyJohnny" target="_blank">https://tr.ee/GetMeatzyJohnny</a></p><p><a href="https://tr.ee/JoltCreamSodaBW" target="_blank">Get JOLT MODERN SODA</a> <a href="https://tr.ee/JoltCreamSodaBW" target="_blank">https://tr.ee/JoltCreamSodaBW</a></p><p>But first, <strong>Home Video Headlines</strong> gets weird:</p><p> <strong>Darkwing Duck is back!</strong> Disney+ is bringing the terror that flaps in the night back with Mark Hamill as Darkwing Duck and Seth Rogen as Launchpad McQuack.</p><p> <strong>Weird Al has officially gone cosmic.</strong> There is now an asteroid named after Weird Al Yankovic.</p><p> <strong>Queens of the Stone Age ask, “Where the Goth Girls At?”</strong> Johnny checks out the new single ahead of <em>Perfecth</em>.</p><p> <strong>Netflix resurrects Gene Wilder’s Willy Wonka voice with AI</strong> for <em>Wonka’s The Golden Ticket</em>—and people have some very strong feelings about it.</p><p>Plus, fans are losing their minds over the upcoming <strong>Street Fighter</strong> movie, and Johnny’s Staff Pick is <strong>The Weight</strong>, the gritty Depression-era crime thriller starring Ethan Hawke, Russell Crowe, and Julia Jones.</p><p>Come for the movie recommendations. Stay for the giant stomach hairball.</p><p><strong>Binge Now. Binge Later. Binge Never.</strong></p><p> <em>Binge-Watchers Podcast with Johnny Spoiler</em></p>