Why Do All Dating Apps Suck Now?

Would you pay over $60,000 to find a date?

In this episode of Do As We Say, Not As They Did, Harris O'Malley and Dr. Liz Powell skip the Reddit disasters and get right to the source of modern dating…and why it sucks so much. Reading articles from The Cut, Wired, and the New York Times, they explore the problem with dating apps, why people are leaving them in droves, and how poor dating prospects are even affecting high-status, wealthy people. The only difference is that they're turning to 5 and 6 figure matchmakers instead of Tinder and Hinge.

Highlights of the episode:

Grindr's gayborhood rebrand and their selection of GLP-1s

Discussions of what makes someone "worthy" of a relationship

Hinge thought Harris was a lesbian (and made it hard to get dates)

Liz and Harris mourn the loss of OG OKCupid

A breakdown of what Mrs. Doubtfire was actually about…

An open call for any freaky rich people to fund a freaky dating app

When capitalism impacts literally every aspect of our lives, inducing romance, how are we actually supposed to date in 2026? Well, Liz and Harris come in clutch with the ways you can actually connect with someone instead of endlessly swiping right.

Time Stamps

00:00 - Welcome to the episode!