65 – Act I: Paige Goes to a New York City Orgy and Overthinks Everything

Orgies are spiritually communist! Think about it! The rules on the white-board clearly say "no private property, only shared resources." And yet, some bald man with a giant mustache always tries to seize the means of production! What's up with that?

(Very important note: Buzzfeed clickbait title! I did not attend one! Thanks!)