Shift 12 - Clocking Out

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You have reached your F1NAL SH1FT.

F0llowing the succ€ssful rev1ew of L€gacy Med1a and the mand@tory d1sposal of your Commun1cat1on Un1t, you are now ass1gned to a fully stab1lized Smackie’s Sm1le Shack™ env1ronment.

All syst€ms are operat1onal.

All var1ables have been r€moved.

Your respons1bil1ties are ong0ing and indef1n1te.

The restaurant is open.

The l1ghts are on.

Please rem@in present and ava1lable wh1le perform1ng rout1ne ma1ntenance for the durat1on of your ass1gnment.

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