The MAGA Guy Who Met "High-Testosterone Jesus"

A MAGA influencer says he spent 18 days in a coma, met Jesus Christ, and returned to Earth with an important revelation: apparently Jesus is absolutely fucking yoked.

We listen to Gabe Poirot describe a "Mustang" Jesus with burning eyes and peak testosterone, then tumble down the increasingly bizarre rabbit hole of MAGA masculinity. Trump loves big strong men with tree-trunk legs. Pete Hegseth wants testosterone testing. And now apparently heaven has a CrossFit.

Plus, the internet unloads on the whole thing, we debate near-death experiences, and we unveil the Top 5 miracles performed by High-T Jesus.

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CHAPTERS

00:00 MAGA Guy Says He Met Jesus

01:04 The "Testosterone Jesus" Interview

02:40 Ripped Jesus Takes Over the Conversation