TTB322: Serial Butt Sniffer

The Two Bobs episode 322 for Monday, September 7, 2026:

What are The Bobs drinking?

Rob enjoyed a Pineapple Lychee Vanilla Smoothie from Untitled Art. https://untp.beer/6jDLn

Robert nursed a Claws 2 from Fat Orange Cat. https://untp.beer/3V0GM

Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll order naked DoorDash to your house.

Dyson is making an overpowered, overpriced toothbrush. https://x.com/polymarket/status/2094848260150374768?s=46

This week’s CRAZY NEWS wishes everyone in Canada a happy Labor Day.

A DoorDash driver in Texas was caught delivering food…NAKED. https://www.fox26houston.com/news/naked-doordash-driver-caught-camera-delivering-food-northeast-houston-home

Florida Man® was arrested after joking that he had a grenade at an American Airlines counter. https://www.local10.com/news/local/2026/08/31/man-arrested-after-joking-that-he-had-a-grenade-at-american-airlines-counter-at-mia-deputies-say/

PBR is offering $20,000 to anyone who helps them find $70,000 worth of stolen beer. https://abcnews.com/Business/wireStory/pabst-blue-ribbon-offers-20000-reward-find-missing-136150122

A man in California was arrested for sniffing butts again. https://ktla.com/news/local-news/serial-southern-california-butt-sniffer-arrested-again/

An unlucky 6th grader failed geography after Trump renamed everything in the middle of her exam. https://babylonbee.com/news/unlucky-6th-grader-flunks-geography-after-trump-renames-everything-in-middle-of-exam