Florida woman pleasures herself in public, stated she "just wants to feel good". Police learn the hard way, you can't trust "Crooked Jess" with drug money.

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Police arrest a Florida woman for pleasuring herself in public and then stating, she "wants to feel good". Floridaman accused of attacking his neighbor over a dog feces dispute. A Floridaman smashes multiple properties with a metal pipe after just getting out of jail for killing a swan. Florida police learn the hard way that you can't trust "Crooked Jess" with money to buy crack.