Someone Puked on my Legs!?

Welcome back to Bloodline Banter, where absolutely nothing was planned and somehow everything became a topic. This week, we’re bouncing from why the Smoky Mountains are basically Vegas for Baptists and the absolute robbery happening at the gas pump, to childhood reading logs, school lunches, cartoons, fast-food burger rankings, and why nobody has 35 minutes to caramelize an onion.

We also get into Walmart refusing to accept Apple Pay, questionable childhood punishments, pronunciation crimes at Mexican restaurants, self-care days, and the very real problem of having to behave in public because apparently people actually recognize us now. And, naturally, the episode ends with a story involving a bar, a Grimace Bomb, and the possibility that Landon got thrown up on.

If you’ve ever lied on a summer reading log, considered a horse and buggy because gas is too damn expensive, or realized halfway through a story that maybe it shouldn’t be told publicly… this episode is for you.

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