Home under the Hammer

Mr Godwin can't get any rest, as his new neighbour is making too much noise,

so he turns to his old friend Agony Aunt to find a solution.

Will the council help before Mr Godwin is forced to seek the advice of MC Hammer?

Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders.

Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast .

Geoff the Baker has good neighbours. Just a friendly wave each morning, helps to make a better day.

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SCENE ONE: Mr Godwin's front room

We are in the front room of perennially annoyed Mr Godwin. There are muffled but loud construction sounds coming from next door. Mr Godwin is on the phone but we can only hear his side of the conversation.

MR GODWIN: (on the phone) So it's been going on for two weeks now… yes, two weeks. (pause) Well, I'd like to know what you are going to do about it. (pause) So there's nothing you can do? Right. (pause and then incredulously) You suggest I call who? (pause) The police or the council! I haven't got time for that. I thought, as you had phoned me to try and scam me out of my life savings, that maybe we could come to some arrangement where I release the equity on my house and you, in turn, deal with my noisy neighbour. (pause) Hello! Hello! Ah… I can't hear you anyway.

Construction sounds are now too loud, so he ends the calls.

MR GODWIN: Right. Time for my favourite programme. Just pop the TV on.