Crime Doesn't Pay

Karmelo Anthony is the latest dindu-nuffin who stabbed Austin Metcalf at a track meet, Alex Rosen helps female officer arrest a fat diddler, Pearl Davis visits church for the first time in her life, Gooseworx gets a thread, Elijah Schaffer gets caught with his pants down, and Ralph launches his own version of Kiwifarms, with blackjack and hookers.