TOASTED: Kelechi Okafor and THOSE spikes

Tom and Beth are back for another serving of TOASTED—the My Mate Bought a Toaster aftershow.

This week, we return to Kelechi Okafor’s extraordinary shopping history to investigate the products that raised even more questions.

We read reviews of anti-sitting spikes, discover the alarming world of foot-numbing cream and discuss whether tarot cards predict the future—or simply give people the rare pleasure of feeling properly seen.

There are also five listener emails, two utterly ridiculous signs and several contributions from the dogs, who apparently believed they had been booked as regular guests.

Links to some of the products discussed are here look:

DO NOT SIT HERE SIGN

ANTI SITTING HERE SPIKES

NUMBING CREAM

TOASTED: more purchases, more stories and considerably more background barking.