Tourists Suck – My Royal Caribbean Alaska Cruise Rant | The Magic of Mayhem Podcast

I’m back, baby! 🚢 This episode dives deep into my Alaska cruise on Royal Caribbean’s Quantum of the Seas — the highs, the lows, and why I officially think tourists suck. From Maverick’s first ocean touch to sled dog adventures, salmon bakes, bear encounters, and emotional stories from the crew… this one’s raw, funny, and heartfelt.

✨ Highlights:

Why Quantum of the Seas was not my favorite ship

Tourists acting entitled (and why it drives me nuts)

Maverick’s epic moments: whales, sled dogs, and his first ocean touch

The best food + excursions (halibut, salmon bake, Space Needle, etc.)

Real talk: cruise staff sacrifices and family appreciation

🎁 Plus — I announce a Villains & Baymax giveaway you don’t want to miss!

👀 Watch, comment, and let me know: have you ever had a “tourists suck” moment?

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