TTB317: Porta-Potty Rescue

The Two Bobs episode 317 for Monday, July 20, 2026:

What are The Bobs drinking?

Rob enjoyed an Orange Cream Shandy from Big Lake. https://untp.beer/69vvG

Robert nursed a Chime from Urban Artifact. https://untp.beer/2mpVj

Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll trap you in a porta potty.

This week’s CRAZY NEWS is happy that Trump’s self-approval rating is an at all-time high.

A man in Indiana used his genitals as kindling. PSA: Don’t use your genitals as kindling. https://www.uppermichiganssource.com/2026/07/08/man-accused-cutting-off-his-genitals-using-them-start-fire-authorities-say/

Florida Woman® lost her shit when her male companion told her to stop drinking in the back of their Uber and tried to kill everyone with scissors. We’re pretty sure that’s going to hurt her Uber rating. https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15979141/Miami-woman-32-erupted-scissor-wielding-frenzy-violence-male-companion-told-stop-drinking-Uber-say-cops.html

A Missouri man got stuck in the tank of a porta potty and had to be cut out by firefighters. https://abc45.com/news/nation-world/rescue-crew-cuts-apart-porta-potty-to-free-trapped-man-under-the-seat-kansas-city-missouri-kansas-firefighters-stuck-ambulance-citizens

Florida Woman® was offended by her new license plate number. https://www.wesh.com/article/florida-woman-unfortunate-new-license-plate-sqz-a55/71937142

Florida Man® is facing felony charges for stealing Smokey the Bear signs and trying to sell them on the internet. https://cbs12.com/news/local/news-after-poking-the-bear-florida-man-faces-federal-indictment-for-smokey-the-bear-sign-theft-pace-pensacola-united-states-attorney-for-the-northern-district-of-florida-theft-of-government-property-dumb-criminal-poke-the-bear-us-fish-wildlife

There are some important things to know about cyclosporiasis. https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-cyclosporiasis/