TTB318: Reagan’s Jail Purse

The Two Bobs episode 318 for Monday, July 27, 2026:

What are The Bobs drinking?

Rob enjoyed a Sweet Baby Java from Duclaw Brewing. https://untp.beer/f336a644d3

Robert downed a Big Papi from Commonwealth Brewing Company https://untp.beer/caed144c76

Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll leave cocaine in your jail purse.

Some random shit, including Robert may or may not be buying a Corvette. Even he doesn’t know what the hell he’s doing.

This week’s CRAZY NEWS is wondering how the hell a flamethrower made it past the Walmart greeter.

Florida Woman® claimed the cocaine discovered in her butt must have been left there during an “intimate encounter.” That’s one way to blame the previous tenant. https://nypost.com/2026/06/30/us-news/florida-woman-claims-cocaine-in-her-butt-mustve-been-from-intimate-encounter-busted-by-cops/

A prisoner won the legal right to send sexually explicit letters to his inmate pen pal. It’s basically a conjugal visit with postage. https://www.irishstar.com/news/world-news/prisoner-wins-legal-right-send-37439956

Florida Man® armed with a flamethrower barricaded himself inside an RV at a New Jersey Walmart. Just another ordinary night in the Walmart parking lot. https://www.nj.com/burlington/2026/07/florida-man-with-a-flamethrower-barricades-himself-in-an-rv-at-a-walmart-cops-say.html

Three thieves stole nearly $650 worth of body wash from a Florida Walgreens. Police described the suspects as clean and still at large. https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2026/07/17/bizarre-body-wash-heist-reported-at-lakeland-walgreens-store-sheriff-says/

A study found that most Americans would benefit from decreased phone use during sex. Otherwise, how are they supposed to concentrate on the pornography? https://theonion.com/study-majority-of-americans-would-benefit-from-decreased-phone-use-during-sex/