TTB320: Battered Shaft

The Two Bobs episode 320 for Monday, August 24, 2026:

What are The Bobs drinking?

Rob enjoyed an Orange Brewlius from Drafting Table. https://untp.beer/a4lWK

Robert nursed an Orange Starfish from Aslin. https://untp.beer/pWq3P

Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll force feed you KFC Oreos.

Have free iPhones gotten free-er?

This week’s CRAZY NEWS likes to ride in catering trucks.

Florida Man® attacked his neighbor with dog feces, over dog feces. https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2026/08/13/florida-man-accused-of-attacking-neighbor-over-dog-feces/

A Michigan couple threw a bomb at their neighbor. https://www.fox2detroit.com/news/st-clair-shores-couple-charged-after-explosive-thrown-neighbors-yard

KFC spicy chicken flavored OREOs are available in China. They can stay in China. https://www.delish.com/food-news/a73385343/oreo-kfc-spicy-chicken-caramel-popcorn-china-reactions/

Somebody planted an electronic sex device at a Virginia fire station. https://komonews.com/news/nation-world/suspicious-device-dc-firehouse-station-engine-20-wisconsin-avenue-northwest-street-closures-roads-closed-police-investigation-alternate-routes-washington-crime-alert

A newly freed man struggles to adjust to life after having his penis stuck in a hot tub jet. https://theonion.com/newly-free-man-struggles-to-readjust-to-life-outside-having-penis-stuck-in-hot-tub-jet/