Vaginas, Vulvas, and Vibrators

← Vaginas, Vulvas, and Vibrators9 Jul · 47 min

Kimchi For Your Coochie with The Cuntsultant

Kimchi For Your Coochie with The Cuntsultant9 Jul47 min

<p>Your vagina has its own ecosystem, and no, that yeast on your test doesn&#39;t automatically mean infection. In this episode, The Cuntsultant breaks down the vaginal microbiome: why lactobacilli are your best friend, how your gut and hormones secretly run the show, and why &quot;rebalance your pH&quot; is basically meaningless advice. We get into recurrent BV, partner treatment, boric acid (plus the Poison Control call about oral sex timing), and why yogurt does NOT belong in your vagina. Honest, funny, shame-free.</p><p><br></p><p><strong>✨ Special Offers: ✨</strong></p><p><a href="https://splashblanket.us/discount/JORDAN15" target="_blank" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer"><strong>Splash Blanket!</strong></a><strong> </strong>| Use code <strong>Jordan15</strong></p><p><a href="https://prodxhealth.com/" target="_blank" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer"><strong>ProDx Health</strong></a><strong> | </strong>Use <strong>JordanDnelle</strong> to save 25%</p><p><br></p><p><strong>Thank you to our Sponsors: Splash Blanket, Prodx, Phexx</strong></p><p><br></p><p><strong>Jump to the Good Stuff:</strong></p><p>05:57 – Who is The Cuntsultant?</p><p>07:55 – What is the vaginal microbiome and why it matters</p><p>08:30 – The gut-hormone connection</p><p>10:06 – Their Daye test results - shockingly low lactobacilli</p><p>10:50 – Yeast/mycoplasma showing up on a test doesn&#39;t always mean infection</p><p>16:41 – New guidance: BV treatment includes the partner</p><p>20:27 – Tight clothes, diet, and other everyday microbiome disruptors</p><p>29:25 – Why your vaginal pH shifts throughout your cycle</p><p>32:52 – Boric acid 101 and the Poison Control call about oral sex timing</p><p>37:36 – &quot;Energetically bad semen&quot; - the ex-partner BV theory</p><p><br></p><p><strong>Pleasure Highlights:</strong></p><ul><li><p>Yeast or &quot;weird&quot; bacteria on a test ≠ infection. </p></li><li><p>Oral probiotics can support vaginal health, but check strains. </p></li><li><p>Your vaginal pH is supposed to shift throughout your cycle.</p></li><li><p>Boric acid needs a 24-hour buffer before oral sex.</p></li></ul><p><br></p><p><strong>Connect with The Cuntsultant:</strong></p><ul><li><p><a href="https://www.instagram.com/thecvntsultant/" target="_blank" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer">Instagram</a> @thecvntsultant</p></li><li><p>Website: <a href="https://thecuntsultant.com/" target="_blank" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer">TheCuntsultant.com</a></p></li></ul><p><br></p><p>Enhance your self-awareness by acknowledging and understanding your behavior patterns, and foster a deeper connection with your inner self. Get the <em>Unleashing My Power: A Women&#39;s Empowerment and Gratitude Journal</em> to reclaim your power through daily gratitude. Learn more <a href="https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0BXNHPGXN?ref_=cm_sw_r_cp_ud_dp_9F8J1SQDBE0ENN5WTES4" target="_blank" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer"><strong>HERE</strong></a>.</p><p><br></p><p><strong>Connect with Jordan D’Nelle:</strong></p><ul><li><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/Js.squared" target="_blank" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer">Facebook</a> @‌jordandnelle</p></li><li><p><a href="https://www.instagram.com/jordandnelle/" target="_blank" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer">Instagram</a> @‌jordandnelle</p></li><li><p><a href="https://www.instagram.com/thevvvpodcast/" target="_blank" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer">Instagram</a> @‌TheVVVPodcast</p></li><li><p><a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@jordandnelle" target="_blank" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer">TikTok</a> @‌jordandnelle</p></li><li><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/@jordandnelle" target="_blank" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer">Youtube</a> @jordandnelle</p></li><li><p>Website: <a href="https://jordandnelle.com/" target="_blank" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer">Jordan D’Nelle⁠⁠</a></p></li></ul><p><br></p><p><strong>Email</strong>: JordanDnelle@VaginasVulvasandVibrators.com</p><p><br></p><p><strong>Love this Episode? </strong></p><ul><li><p>Join the Patreon:<a href="http: