Clam Jam

<p>There&#39;s a clam called Vulvaceramus. Or Volviceramus, if you are no fun. Let&#39;s talk about giant clams, pearls, and how Amy overidentifies with certain minerals.</p><p><br></p><p>CW: Vagina jokes, obviously. Cursing. Gossip.</p><p><br></p>