SUSAN DELL, EJ JOHNSON, CARRIE, VERITY

AHHHHHH!!! What is that?! Is it an evil clown disguised as a republican news anchor? Oh. It's the wife of a billionaire... I start off this episode by addressing the elephant in the room: Susan Dell's bizarre facial transformation and its viral moment online. After that, I give a quick update on Gypsy-Rose Blanchard before discussing the latest fashion week feud between EJ Johnson and Rihanna. If this mini-scandal has taught us anything, it is to not cross BadGalRiRi or she will destroy you on Instagram with one word. Next, I give my thoughts on both Ryan Murphy's Lizzie Borden season of Monster and Mike Flanagan's new Carrie mini-series. I have lots of opinions even though it didn't finish either show. One question: why did Mike Flanagan turn Carrie White into a Mormon sister-wife? Finally, I get into the new film adaptation of Colleen Hoover's book, Verity (2026). The movie sucked! The book had Verity sucking D&C all day long, while the movie had nothin' but PB&J sandwiches. What a bummer! Listen now <3