Sharing Panties and Crockpots

Chelsea and Lindsay recap a girls' weekend Wisconsin where everyone was too respectful, the men all loved their wives, and Chelsea just wanted someone to disrespect her a little. Chelsea deployed Lindsay as her personal honeypot, twerked at 2PM next to dad bods in windbreakers, and nearly climbed a 6'7" "super secret military pilot", who was actually pouring concrete and wearing the wrong shoes. Back home: the crock pot is empty because they forgot a can opener, their thongs got m...