Episode 329: Black Bolt

"Hear me out, Jack: Blackagon Boltagar. Perfect name for a superhero. The kids can call him Black Bolt."

"What's his story?"

"He's a king! But he can't talk and refuses to learn sign language. And he might be illiterate"

"What? How about his powers?

"ELECTRONS!! And if he whispers to you, your head will explode"

"Cripes, Stan, you gotta lay off the nose candy..."