Bare-faced Men Can’t Be Trusted (with Langston and David)

Does a man’s choice of facial hair expose his personality? Langston and David sit down to answer a handful of voicemails, including one about how men choose to adorn their faces betray the content of their souls.

0:00 Intro: Jamaican patois teacher

16:13 Voicemail 1: Cannibalism FIFA

21:25 Voicemail 2: Black people are not Native Americans

27:05 The biracial experience, revisited

34:30 Voicemail 3: Stripper names could be nicknames

42:01 Voicemail 4: Men’s facial hair reveal their character

50:06 Voicemail 5: Sucking on breasts enlarges them

55:05 Other mammals’ genitals

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