Goodbye.

Here's the last-ever NonCensored, recorded live in front of about ten thousand people at King's Place, as part of the London Podcast Festival 2026. Harriet, Producer Martin and Eshaan Akbar were joined by Susan Useless, from the Electoral Commission, who explains how she's investigating Reform and Donny Tammo from Patriot Platform, who explains how he keeps the women and girls in his community safe by leaving his community. We also hear Eshaan's final Hot & Spicy Takeaway Of The Week about the end of the world, and are joined by Nicola Witchell (and the spirit of Princess Diana) and Dr. Jordan "Always" B. Petersen to take questions from the audience.

There is also, sadly, a poem.

Thank you to everyone who listened over the last four years, and especially to those who signed up to the Patreon so we could pay our guests and book a proper studio. We'll be putting some of those less-topical videos up on our YouTube channel.

Special thanks to the staff of the venues that have hosted our live shows, the engineers that recorded them (especially Emma Corsham, Miles Wheway and Hamish Campbell), and to George Moore and the team at Streamline Studios for hosting our regular recordings.

Most of all, thanks to everyone we've worked with over the last four years: Joz Norris, Davina Bentley, Athena Kugblenu, Paul Dunphy, Bethany Black, Oliver Izod, Thomas Mayo, Marcus Brigstocke, Susan Harrison, Margaret Cabourn-Smith, Gareth Gwynn, John-Luke Roberts, Luke Kempner, Larry Budd, Alex Kealey, Cody Dahler, Mark Davison, Nat Tapley, Rob Gilroy, Bilal Zafar, Esyllt Sears, Kelechi Okafor, Robert Gilbert, Sally Hodgkiss, Tom Neenan, James Barr, Lucas Jefcoate, Lewis MacLeod, John Robertson, Nick Revell, Alexandra Haddow, Amy Hoggart, Dan Clarkson, Eleanor Morton, Holly Burn, Seán Burke, Marek Larwood, Matt Green, Matt Tedford, Max Olesker, Rajiv Karia, Ralph Jones, Rufus Hound, Sam Russell, Sanjeev Kohli, Shazia Mirza, Ahir Shah, AJ, Alasdair Beckett-King, Anna Leong Brophy, Annie McGrath, Ben Target, Blank Peng, Charlie George, Chris Cantrill, Colin Hoult, Dan Mersh, David Reed, Ed MacArthur, Elf Lyons, Fergus Craig, Freya Mallard, Hannah Pilkes, Horatio Gould, Ingrid Oliver, Isabelle Farah, Jack Barry, Jake Bhardwaj, Jolyon Rubenstein, Josh Berry, Justin Edwards, Katie Pritchard, Mariam Haque, Matt Winning, Mark Steel, Mary Flanigan, Michael Balazo, Pippa Evans, Rachel Parris, Ruth Bratt, Sami Abu Wardeh, Tom Crowley and Tom Houghton.

Finally, thanks to Rosie Holt, Brenda