Episode #32 - Fart Squirrel Warfare

<p>The boys are back to wage total war against bedside &quot;fart squirrels,&quot; but with Gat Lab once again mysteriously absent—leaving the crew speculating about his elderly status and drafting contingency plans—first-ever returning guest Plow Guy Dave steps in to hold down the fort. Dave immediately derails the show with an impromptu infographic crash-course on Colorado’s absurdly convoluted big-game lottery system, mounts a Gideon Rock to a tiny Savage Rascal, and flexes a 5,000-lumen Coast spotlight bright enough to melt coyotes at 600 yards. Meanwhile, Dan gets gifted an actual gag poop knife, sparking a chaotic and wholly unsolicited debate about box-pooping versus the dreaded &quot;drain snake&quot; colonoscopy. The gear talk only gets weirder from there as the crew inspects tiny forend schnabels, Dusky shoots Resilient’s Jesse&#39;s Girl suppressor against a JK can on a Tec-22, and Double D shocks the Discord with a bullpup Calico sporting an ER-worthy muzzle device. To cap off the madness, Dan unveils an unholy Glock abomination pairing a 16-inch barrel with both a stock and a brace simultaneously, successfully converting a reliable firearm into a single-shot paperweight.</p>