BitGet Just Got Hacked $387M, And Their CEO Nailed The Crisis Comms | Ep 31⚖️

Good evening revolutionaries— Solo Alex Trust Issues tonight. Congress is on recess, Clarity is still stalled at cloture, and Washington's crypto attention has shifted to AI. In the dead zone, the SEC dropped a new interim guidance memo. Alex decodes it: 'functional' and 'decentralized' now have working definitions, promoting a token's current utility (and even vague aspirational roadmap statements) doesn't automatically constitute managerial effort under Howey, and if the system is functiona...