Ep. 328: The Gay Bit: Reading My DMs — Heartwarming, Hilarious & Unhinged Messages From Listeners

and Facebook and finds thousands of unread DMs waiting for him. After wading through the Nigerian princes, SEO pitches, and spam, he pulls out the real ones and reads them on air, Jimmy Kimmel mean-tweets style, except not all of them are mean.

In this episode:

Why Zach ignores most comments, and the one thing that always gets a clapback (anyone coming for trans people)

A listener who has walked 600 miles and lost 11 pounds to the show after a bad breakup

The commuter who missed an exit, drove 11 extra miles, and blamed "traffic"

A 24-year-old's "not flirtatious" career inquiry, and Zach's honest advice on starting a podcast

A 58-year-old who came out to their kids in January and just wanted someone to know

Listening in a truck with the windows up in a town of 3,000: why it feels like somewhere to go

The first thing one listener could get through after losing their mom

Five-point "constructive feedback" that's really a backhanded love letter

A testosterone supplement pitch from someone who isn't sure the show is what he thought it was

Shout-out to Six Foot Five, the artist behind the intro music