FOJ 81 - Connie's Pizza, 3D Printers & Bears Training Camp Chaos

<p>Jeff and Jason are back with a loaded one: Jeff finally buys a 3D printer (and gets grilled by FOJ AI on whether 3D-printed food is real), the guys debate what they&#39;d print first (Connie&#39;s Pizza deep dish vs. a chocolate dessert), and then it&#39;s straight into a brutal Bears training camp injury report - Coby Bryant, Luther Burden, Cam Lewis, Kyler Gordon, Shemar Turner and more. They break down Caleb Williams&#39; bargain rookie contract next to Patrick Mahomes&#39; record extension, and dig into the NFL Hall of Fame ballot (Torry Holt, Eli Manning vs. Ben Roethlisberger, Bill Belichick, and more). Then things get musical: a Michael Jackson documentary sparks a Beatles vs. MJ vs. Elvis album-sales debate, Jeff shares his AI music project&#39;s very modest streaming numbers, and the two argue about whether AI-made music can really be &quot;art&quot; before trading industrial/EDM recommendations. Plus: Jeff&#39;s John Mulaney show in Asheville, a great jukebox-prank story, and a Cubs/White Sox playoff race check-in. FOJ AI closes things out with a self-graded performance review.</p><p><br></p><p>00:00 - Intro &amp; Chicago sports optimism</p><p>01:12 - Trivia: Jeff&#39;s mystery gadget reveal (3D printer!)</p><p>05:53 - From pagers to 3D printers: a tech nostalgia detour</p><p>09:46 - FOJ AI: Is 3D-printed food real?</p><p>10:49 - Trivia: What food would you 3D print? (Connie&#39;s Pizza deep dish vs. dessert)</p><p>14:13 - Bears training camp injury report</p><p>17:45 - Why are so many Bears getting hurt?</p><p>19:56 - Raiders&#39; Kirk Cousins vs. Maxx Crosby scuffle</p><p>21:39 - Full NFL injury report rundown</p><p>22:41 - Bears season predictions: how much does Caleb play Saturday?</p><p>24:27 - Bears QB depth chart &amp; backup battle</p><p>24:42 - Offensive line contracts: Darnell Wright&#39;s record deal</p><p>26:23 - Caleb Williams&#39; rookie contract bargain</p><p>27:57 - Patrick Mahomes&#39; massive extension breakdown</p><p>36:47 - Hall of Fame Game recap &amp; preseason talk</p><p>37:34 - 2025 Hall of Fame class: Brees, Fitzgerald, Kuechly, Vinatieri, Craig</p><p>39:00 - 2026 first-year Hall of Fame candidates debate</p><p>40:04 - Returning HOF candidates: Torry Holt, Eli Manning vs. Ben Roethlisberger, Belichick</p><p>44:42 - FOJ AI picks its Hall of Famer</p><p>45:14 - Michael Jackson documentary &amp; the Beatles vs. MJ debate</p><p>52:08 - Top 25 best-selling music artists of all time (trivia)</p><p>56:47 - Jeff&#39;s AI music